This weekend was amazing in many ways. Most notably, the first annual (will it be annual?) yard sale was a great success: B. and I made $300! Steph made even more! Peachums sold a bike! Mshel sold a futon!
I should also mention that people actually bought the following items from me:
- a fountain covered in rodent urine and feces. I did not realize the fountain was contaminated at first, but when I realized, I immediately placed it in the trash pile. A woman spied it in the garbage though and inquired. I answered, "It's dirty." (Quite a euphemism, eh?) But she didn't care and bought it for $2! Her only remark: "ya got mice."
- the psychedelic wizard frog that lived between my lava lamps when I was a young teen.
- the zebra print seat covers that once graced the plush, red velvet seats of my golden Dodge 600. They will now live a long and happy life and will see the world as they travel the country in the Southeast Engine van.
- an unworn bridal veil. good riddance.
- countless other weirdo objects that have been cluttering my life.
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